The first rule of Thesaurus Club is that you do not talk, articulate, babble, broach, chant, chat, chatter, comment on, communicate, confess, converse, describe, divulge, drawl, drone, express, flap one’s tongue, gab, gabble, give voice to, gossip, influence, intone, notify, palaver, parley, patter, persuade, prate, prattle, pronounce, reveal, rhapsodize, run on, say, sing, soliloquize, speak, spill the beans, spout, squeak, squeal, talk one’s leg off, tell, tell all, use, utter, ventriloquize, verbalize, voice or yak about Thesaurus Club.

crewmannumber5:

-hewastheirfriend:

redhe-d:

haydenrodgers:

court4short:

frankenqueen:

shipklainedemort:

oh god i’m crying what did i just watch

I may have just peed on myself.

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That’s how you do it bitch.

GIRL.

I stopped watching OOTP on ABC for this. Time well spent.

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tattoome:

Adam Levine & Anne Vyalitsyna, Vogue Russia

tattoome:

Adam Levine & Anne VyalitsynaVogue Russia

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“I guess I’m just used to being in my own skin.”
- Rick Genest for Dermablend Pro.

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The Knots Prayer

Dear God: Please untie the knows that are in my mind, my heart and my life. Remove the have nots, the can nots and the do nots that I have in my mind.

Erase the will nots, may nots, might nots that may find a home in my heart. 

Release me from the could nots, would nots, and should nots that obstruct my life. 

And most of all, Dear God, I ask that you remove from my mind, heart, and my life all of the “am nots” that I have allowed to hold me back, especially the thought that I am not good enough.

Amen

Need to find a guy like this.  <3

Need to find a guy like this.  <3

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